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🧐 SPECIAL PRICE 🤯
LIMITED EDITION HARD COPY OF
OLDIES VOLUME 1!
PLUS: FREE EXTRAS!
THE PUNK COVER MOOSE
SEAL OF APPROVAL
"Do I look like the type of woman who would lie to you about the quality of Moose's album,
Oldies Vol. 1?"
-Free Stock Image Lady
WHY WOULD I GET A HARD COPY?
Your friends will be more inclined to think that you make great life choices.
Increase your chances of feeling as if you have more chances than usual.
Not sure of a 3rd benefit but here's a great picture of homemade spaghetti.
I hope that you caught on to my jokes on this page! All jokes aside, I just want to say that I really can't thank you enough for all of your support. Because you've shown so much interest in what I do, I wanted to set up a special price on my limited edition hard copies. Just click the "GET THE CD" or "GET THE VINYL" button so my website can calculate the shipping to your area. (Shipping is free to most areas.)
I'm so glad that I get to make music for people like you!